Monday, October 18, 2010

The Schmalon Talon

Dear Schmalon,
I don't like you very much. You dis the Talon and think it is okay. It's not. The writers and editors work really hard to make a good paper every week. I know that sometimes the stories are boring, but we cannot help that nothing exciting is going on on campus. Please do not make inappropriate "That's What He Said" jokes about the space chapel. They didn't even make sense which means they weren't funny. Most of us Talon writers are waiting for a decent issue of the Schmalon that will actually make us laugh. My point is, either write something half way decent and funny or stop writing. Thanks.

Yours Truly,
A Talon Writer

1 comment:

  1. That would be a hard job... there are so many people to please and so many critical people. Props to you! Y'all do a great job :)

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